feminine hygiene products are so fucking expensive
idk i’m pretty sure i’ve read like 11 romance novels in the last 5 days
Anonymous asked: how do I make the ladies dig me?
bury yourself in their backyard. leave a little airhole and whistle until they get curious
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
"Let It Go" sung in 26 Chinese dialects (compiled by 括号君)
In order: Mandarin, Shaanxi, Dalian, Shanghai, Shantou, Jinhua, Shanxi, Sichuan, Dongbei, Taizhou, Taiyuan, Beijing, Suzhou, Hefei, Hangzhou, Meizhou Hakka, Southern Fujian, Tianjin, Wenzhou, Nanchang, Wuxi, Fuzhou, Changsha, Guiliu, Wuhan, Cantonese
I love this a lot, my native dialect is represented, but I think the funniest part is that I IMMEDIATELY knew where the dongbei dialect started.
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
I hate to say that Teddy Roosevelt’s picture is probably one of his less epic moments. That guy was a boss.
I cannot get over this tweet
Yuzuru with the beautiful female skaters - Gala rehearsal
awww are you tired?? (˘⌣˘)
Do you know what this feeling is
Guilt over not drawing eggs properly this is ridiculous
I’m too tired this week and I need to fix my eggs. stares into space
Laughs because my classmates are talking about their egg drawings and mine look like totally shit HAHAHAHAHA
A M B I E N T.
by +North by Northwest+ on Flickr.